- Hi, how would you like to try some salsas and guacamole? These are all my creations. I have four types of salsas, three ranging from mild to hot, and another medium one with corn added to it. I also have a mix that you can add to your avocado to make the best guacamole ever. People have tried to imitate it, but they all have failed. Do you know I was featured in the Food Network? I am just a regular guy from Indianapolis, but my salsas are well known all over. My name is A___
- Cool, I like those chips. What brand are they?
- Hi, how would you like …
- Cool, were you really in the Food Network? That’s on cable, right?
- I sure was. Yes, I believe that’s on cable.
- I don’t pay for cable anymore, they just want your money. Maybe I can see you on Netflix. Is the Food Network on Netflix?
- Hi, how would you like …
- Not bad, how many tomato varieties do you use in your salsas?
- I use only the best tomatoes of this one variety…
- Do you know that Heinz ketchup uses 57 varieties of tomatoes?
- I believe they sell 57 different products, not tomato varieties…
- I like Heinz, maybe you should have more varieties…
- Hey kid! where is your mom? Stop eating those chips…!
- Hi, how would you like …
- These are pretty good. Under what brand do you sell your salsas?
- Uncle Charlie
- Are you related to Adam Wainwright?
- I don’t think so, I am from Italian descent. Why are you asking that?
- Uncle Charlie is Wainwright’s Twitter handle. He was a pitcher for the St. Louis Cardinals. Do you like baseball?
- Not particularly…
- You should have seen them in the 2011 World Series game six, best game ever, with David Freese staging an amazing comeback. Now that I think about it, Wainwright didn’t play that year because of injury. You should checkout that game anyway…
- Hi, how would you like …
- What type of corn do you put in that one salsa
- It’s sweet corn
- I hate sweet salsas.
- It’s not a sweet salsa, it’s just that the corn variety I use is called sweet corn.
- Thats’ dumb. Why would they call sweet corn to a corn that is not sweet.
- Hello Mr. A____
- Hi Sally
- How was your day, Mr. A_____
- Well, you know…just another day selling my world-famous salsas… I see the place is pretty busy, can I get my regular table?
- You sure can Mr. A_____. So, what are you having?
- The usual…
- You got it. Fettuccine Alfredo coming up….