The Letter


- Hey hon, can you check the mail? I think the mailman just came.

- Sure thing, Pam.


- Hmm, what is this letter?

“Hello sir, you don’t know me. I wanted to let you know that I am in love with Pam. She’s been a terrific wife for you, and you have totally neglected her. She’s always been there for you, but you ignore her day after day, always putting your friends and job ahead of her. Enough to say that I love her and that we are running away to never be seen again.”


- Hey Pam, you are not going to believe this…

- What is it, hon?

- Remember that letter I wrote to your husband before we ran away? The letter found its way back to us… Oh shit! That can only mean…